Price range: $24.99 through $29.99
Your government loves you.
That’s why it takes your money before you even see it, tracks everything you buy, regulates everything you own, and occasionally shoots your dog over a paperwork discrepancy.
Our heavily armed penguin appears on the front as a friendly reminder to remain suspicious. The back delivers four simple words your high school civics teacher somehow forgot to mention:
YOUR GOVERNMENT HATES YOU
Wear it proudly. Pay your taxes reluctantly. And remember: if the government says it’s here to help, check your wallet, hide your dog, and ask to see the warrant.
Premium tri-blend construction
Soft, lightweight athletic fit
Bold black-and-white artwork
Fabric Platform: Tri-Blend Jersey
Fabric Composition: 50% Polyester, 25% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 25% Rayon
Tactical Penguin. Premium feel. Zero compromises.
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Original price was: $1,299.00.$999.00Current price is: $999.00.
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Price range: $24.99 through $29.99
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Price range: $24.99 through $29.99
Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Price range: $24.99 through $29.99
