Tactical Penguin Pesterel- "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!" Tee

Tactical Penguin Pesterel- "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!" Tee

Meet the Pesterel—the ballistic know-it-all that waits until after you miss to yell "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!"

Featuring the Tactical Penguin behind a precision rifle on the front and our smug little handheld range gremlin on the back, this shirt is made for long-range shooters, wind-callers, turret-twisters, and anyone who has ever blamed a perfectly good rifle for a completely avoidable miss.

It’s lightweight, breathable, ridiculously soft, and shaped like an actual human torso instead of a promotional refrigerator box. Wear it to the range, the gun shop, your next match, or anywhere people will understand why a piece of electronic equipment yelling at you is painfully accurate.

Because sometimes the wind changes.

Sometimes the shooter sucks.

And sometimes you probably should have listened to the Pesterel...

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Product features

• Ultra-soft tri-blend fabric: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Lightweight 4.3 oz fabric that won’t cook you alive on the firing line
• Regular, shaped fit with side seams for better structure
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for added durability
• DTG graphics with a DTF inner neck label
• Tear-away label for maximum comfort and minimum neck irritation

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold—maximum 30°C/90°F
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Iron or steam using low heat
• Do not dry clean